1) LIVING STONES, NOT BRICKS - quote
Living Stones, Not Bricks - Bricks are all the same; same size, shape, texture, color. But stones are different. Look at that person next to you; different, heh? We’re not bricks . . . that’s OK. We’re stones; all different but a beautiful mosaic God brings together. (cf. I Peter 2:4-12)

SOURCE: Hunter, Randy K. A letter of hope – answers
May 2006. Forward in Christ – Series on I Peter, Vol. 93, No. 5

COMMENT: My daughter and I were recently walking through the woods. I marveled to my daughter, "Isn't God great! Not only did he make all sorts of animals and all kinds of plants, but he also made lots of different rocks." God is a great artist, making beauty everywhere. We are all different living stones, used by him to make a beautiful mosaic called his Church.

2) MY PEW - one-liner
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited… until you try to sit in their pews.

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